Daler Mehndi - Han Teleporterar Taliban

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Actual song named Jalwa by Daler Mehndi.

The intentionally misinterpreted Swedish lyrics are as follows:
"Daler och det hemliga vapnet" = 'Daler and the secret weapon' (of the talibans, but that's just implied later)

"Han teleporterar Taliban" = "He's teleporting Talíbans"

"Yeah, han är en mjäkig mjäkig en" = 'Yeah, he is a feeble, feeble person' (Bush referring to Bin Laden)

"Äsch, han har ett mesigt gäng" = 'Pfft, he's got a weak posse' (Bin Laden referring to Bush)

"Yes, fast han sunkar fett igen" = actually pretty untranslateable, since it's really awful swedish but approximately 'Yes, but he truly sucks again' (Bush about Bin Laden again)

"Du är full med rättighet" = 'You're full of righteousness' (this is a slight in-joke referring to the usual Kung Fu movies, whose translations include the word righteousness in about every sentence)(Blair to Bush)

"Och med jacka och hagel i häl" = 'And with a jacket and buckshot in his heels'

"Kommer Yassir och avrättar dig" = 'Yassir comes and executes you'

"Hon stjäl min cigarr ej här" = 'She doesn't steal my cigar here' (this is where it gets totally incoherent)

"Och Gunnar när räcker det?" = 'And Gunnar, when is it enough?' (equally weird)

So, as you see, it's supposed to be a pretty harmless joke. Not in our wildest dreams could we imagine that it would spread this much...

-Magnus Fällmar
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Channel: Music
Uploaded: August 21, 2006 at 11:55 am
Author: esmeraIda

Length: 00:01:14
Rating: 4.44
Views: 97549

Tags: dhaler daler dahler mendi mehndi teleporterar teleport teleporter taliban han jalwa sweden

Video Comments:
Milecity93 (September 5, 2008 at 10:25 pm)
I agree.. Joke = Not seriously ffs!! XD
tamriilin (August 30, 2008 at 5:23 pm)
Jesus christ. You people get angry over everything.

It's a damn joke. Calm the fuck down.

God damn you people get defensive over everything.

I lol'd hard, by the way.
Ranzozz (August 25, 2008 at 6:07 am)
haha så jävla bra text.. mkt bra beat också..
kolla in "hatten är din"
MarcusAlexis (August 23, 2008 at 8:15 pm)
This is a hit!!! :)
n00budown (August 23, 2008 at 1:42 pm)
freakin nice song, and dudes calm down, its just a joke omg
universalbhangra (August 5, 2008 at 10:03 am)
search youtube for "bhangra chic" for an animal version of bhangra
limake (August 4, 2008 at 5:41 pm)
Damn this is good :D
Han teleporterar taliban translates into:
He teleports talibans :D
djamitluthra (July 31, 2008 at 10:29 am)
it is just a joke, Folks!!
Chuugg (July 28, 2008 at 8:31 pm)
I know that he is not a muslim, i said "for instance" i made a comparison that sometimes a indian "or" a song in "For instance" arabic" "can" sound like swedish
okmacken (July 28, 2008 at 2:13 am)
why are everybody so negative to this song? It's just a freaking joke!? (im a swede)