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Heaven is a Halfpipe - OPM
Hene Hene Kou Aka - IZ

Lyrics:

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now Heaven would be a DJ
Spinnin' dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin'
back With Jesus packing my (bong)
And if you don't believe in Jesus
Then Muhammed or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now, when most people think of Heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says;
"Do not skate"
So if you wanna come to my Heaven
Well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
`Cause right now on earth
I can`t do shit
Without the man fuckin with it

Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that
I'd been callin' fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You got a list here that doesn't end
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachin' any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87
We'll be bustin' Christ airs until we get to Heaven
You think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills

H-H-Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

(Heaven is a halfpipe)
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
`Cause right now on earth
I can`t do shit
Without the man fuckin with it

If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
`Cause right now on earth
I can`t do shit
Without the man fuckin with it

If I die before I wake
At leastin heaven I can skate
`Cause right now on earth
I can`t do shit
without the man fuckin with it

Channel: Sports
Uploaded: February 9, 2006 at 2:29 am
Author: cjdawdj

Length: 00:05:05
Rating: 4.70
Views: 569472

Tags: surfing surf opm heaven is halfpipe laird hamilton billabong

Video Comments:
sickfest900 (October 15, 2008 at 5:36 am)
shit
minack123 (September 21, 2008 at 12:58 pm)
nice vid, but this song is so annoying
surfxandao (September 11, 2008 at 9:39 pm)
second wave not true! it's a commercial!
cjdawdj (September 13, 2008 at 12:17 pm)
dude no way its real ;]
duood (September 14, 2008 at 7:47 am)
biggest wave ever ridden record is like 76+
cjdawdj (September 14, 2008 at 9:51 am)
ha wow, someone is smart, its called sarcasm.
jsuprems (September 27, 2008 at 3:21 am)
umm the people who filmed it sold it to a company to get money dumbass damn how fuckin
cjdawdj (September 30, 2008 at 2:09 am)
it's actually from a powerarde commercial... but whatever you say.
FoxDelta (September 3, 2008 at 7:02 am)
Whats the name of that song?
sonicmassi (September 6, 2008 at 7:54 am)
the song is Heaven in a halfpipe by OPM...says in the description