Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2

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A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before.

IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.

Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it.

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe!

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!

*Incomprehensible Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: February 16, 2007 at 4:32 am
Author: 259

Length: 00:02:29
Rating: 4.82
Views: 8829144

Tags: star wars gangsta rap gangster music video dark side luke skywalker darth vader ben kenobi obi-wan jar binks yoda lando

Video Comments:
JayXL14 (October 7, 2008 at 5:17 am)
Awesome!!!!!
cssdoritocss (October 7, 2008 at 4:47 am)
ROFL
setaru23 (October 7, 2008 at 4:25 am)
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
generalREDOSKI (October 7, 2008 at 3:55 am)
10 million forms of gay positioning
FhargaZ (October 7, 2008 at 3:55 am)
die jar jar, freakin die!!!!! piece os shieet
dansavi (October 7, 2008 at 3:21 am)
heey thanks for the lyrics man ;)
eronhawk19 (October 7, 2008 at 3:18 am)
fucking bitch nice!!!
shoymilk (October 7, 2008 at 2:31 am)
funny as shit
convenant04 (October 7, 2008 at 2:19 am)
LLOOOLL i doesn't like the rap but THAT STUPID VIDEO MAKE ME SO LAGHING !! xD AHAHA I LIKE THIS SONG !! !!
AmnRyanChase (October 7, 2008 at 2:01 am)
My favorite rap song evar. Epic.