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Chuck norris reading the chuck norris facts

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: March 14, 2006 at 12:01 am
Author: mikedaly81

Length: 00:03:13
Rating: 4.88
Views: 917317

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Video Comments:
monkeys350 (September 7, 2008 at 4:56 am)
Chuck norris once thought he was wrong, but he was wrong.
rhysisgillsfan (September 7, 2008 at 4:33 am)
chuck norris went to the virgin islands, when he left they were just called islands
Baxten123 (September 7, 2008 at 3:59 am)
lolol i want to meet chuck norris
simplelife88393 (September 7, 2008 at 2:25 am)
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris once had a knife fight, the knife lost.

Chuck Norris was born in a barn he built with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris once ejaculated into a tool-box, thus creating Optimus Prime.

There is no 'CTRL' button on Chuck Norris's keyboard, as Chuck is always in control.
MarcoPolo0814 (September 6, 2008 at 9:54 pm)
chuck norris doesnt have to leggo of your eggo
Gibix (September 6, 2008 at 5:25 pm)
The movie anaconda was filmed in Chuck Norris' pants
zdravkoetf (September 6, 2008 at 4:09 pm)
Chuck Norris je formirao vladu bez SPS-a.
EmmyChristmas (September 6, 2008 at 2:36 pm)
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
Matjex (September 6, 2008 at 1:03 pm)
Chuck Norris was put on Santa's naughty list once...In retaliation Chuck round-house kicked Rudolf in the face and gave him the most famous nose bleed in history. After Rudolph's nose bleed, Santa's coat was stained red from all the blood. Since then, Santa has never dared to remove that coat because it's a reminder of the awesomeness of Chuck Norris.
Nazareeni (September 6, 2008 at 9:59 am)
Chuck Norris was born before his dad.