My Better Half

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Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham

you filled the hole that pierced my soul, i promised that i'd find
someone willing to take a run, round pleasures of my mind
am i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for your touch
you make me laugh youre my better half, though you weigh twice as much

350 pounds of love
you mustve fell from up above
and killed the townspeople below
you had a crush and you let it show
when i want to pleasure you i need an expedition crew
with all those trips to KFC, you eat out more than me.

we look just like the number 10
when you stand next to me
is it your stare that pulls me in?
or just gravity
you mix mayonnaise with your scotch
youre the perfect spouse
last week we went on a whale watch
The boat drove to your house.

350 pounds of pain
when you exhale al gore goes insane
whenever we make out
i taste jam and sauerkraut
we went on a sailing trip you fell and floated beside the ship
then a boat docked on your pants
and said "i claim this island in the name of france."

then you did what i feared you dissapeared
saying this was something new
lyposuction, breast reduction
and what came home wasnt you

no no no no it wasnt you it was

120 pounds of hate,
and you said, "i look great."
and when the nurse removed the fat, they found the neighbors cat
i just paused and said to her
i loved you just the way you were
then she smiled and for my sake
said, "pass the cake!"

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: May 20, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Author: boburnham

Length: 00:02:41
Rating: 4.87
Views: 1087197

Tags: song comedy guitar bo burnham love fat skinny awkward

Video Comments:
omgwtfitslauren (November 18, 2008 at 6:54 am)
my favorite :D lol
chipsahoy95 (November 18, 2008 at 4:28 am)
i do not see how that it unnecessary? go from 350 lbs to 120 lbs then to weigh more eat cake? not that some cake is not healthy but.
xyzy1 (November 16, 2008 at 11:58 pm)
that was a horrible french accent. i love bo yo!!!!
heartsheartsheartsx3 (November 16, 2008 at 11:24 pm)
haha ur songs r so funnyyyy
dramageek8D (November 16, 2008 at 4:43 pm)
bahahaha
"i claim this island in ze name of france"
Rozman81 (November 16, 2008 at 4:23 am)
its sick but i think at the end he shouldnt have repeated pass the cake. not necessary
tropicorn (November 16, 2008 at 6:20 pm)
now you're one to talk
Rozman81 (November 16, 2008 at 7:03 pm)
im one to talk.. i bet you are a 21 yearold fat fuck who is living with him mom, get a fucking life you dumb shit.
tropicorn (November 16, 2008 at 8:36 pm)
lololol im not 21 i am 18 so don't keep guessing. Don't compare my life with yours, seriously.
masterwizard555 (November 17, 2008 at 12:58 am)
Nothing is necessary in life.