Monty Python - Four Yorkshiremen

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Monty Python - Four Yorkshiremen

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: June 20, 2006 at 7:48 pm
Author: btvs123

Length: 00:03:13
Rating: 4.93
Views: 758605

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Video Comments:
chelseabornboy (November 17, 2008 at 7:46 pm)
oh my god, you guys remind me of all the utter-bores who used to loudly mis-quote this sketch in my local pub nigh-on 30 years ago and that was FAR from luxury their boring off-spring probably do the same with little-britain material today, AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!
kingbob772 (November 17, 2008 at 4:04 pm)
Luxury! I used to act as a speed bump on a motorway! but im only small cause all we had to eat was the sap of a dying tree, so it had pretty much no sap! every car in britain used to drive over me, nd i only got a 10 second break to pee every four years...you had it lucky in the matchbox!
happyprincess456 (November 16, 2008 at 10:06 pm)
brilliant. absolutely brilliant
tony9L9L (November 16, 2008 at 6:43 pm)
Don't let me Dad hear you say that! He'd have cast us into the fiery pits of Hades without even so much as a backward glance for even THINKING about winning
borimirtheboring (November 16, 2008 at 4:01 pm)
You win
tony9L9L (November 16, 2008 at 7:33 am)
Morning? Night? Made no difference to us.Our Dad used to pluck out our eyeballs and pop them up our bottoms whist we were still int womb.....IF WE WERE LUCKY.
borimirtheboring (November 16, 2008 at 4:23 am)
We didn't have morning. We had muck about in the dark our whole lives like moles.
tony9L9L (November 16, 2008 at 2:55 am)
LUXURY- that's what you had. When we were kids it were against the law to be smashed to bits by an endangered antipodean marsupial large or small...no. We had to endure thousands of years of pure unbridled agony at the hands of a sadistic meth amphetamine addicted horse rapist before we were allowed to even get up in the morning!
borimirtheboring (November 15, 2008 at 5:43 pm)
They hadn't even invented lies when we were little. We had to tell the truth whether we liked it or not. And if you told a lesser truth you would be smashed to bits by a giant sloth.
tony9L9L (November 15, 2008 at 10:42 am)
Exaggerating? Exaggerating? We've never exaggerated anything in our entire lives!
Eeee, we'd have loved to have been able to exaggerate things when we were kids, all we had was the cold, bald truth if we were lucky.