George Carlin - Airplane Safety

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George Carlin talks about the safety lecture one gets on a plane ride. including his own way to get off the plane in an emergency, and among other
things - the way a seat belt works !
in a sense, he saved my life.
thank you for all, george carlin.
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Taken from part 3 of his
1992 HBO-special: "Jammin' in New York"

Track listing
1. Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf -- 7:35
2. Little Things We Share -- 7:47
3. Airline Announcements -- 16:42
4. Golf Courses For The Homeless -- 11:13
5. The Planet Is Fine -- 13:37

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A FEW USEFUL LINKS:

"Fabled Enemies" (Super High Quality, full movie)


"Zero An Investigation Into 9/11"


"press for truth"
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5589099 104255077250

"improbable collapse"
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4026073 566596731782

"the elephant in the room"


"zeitgeist the movie"
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-594683 847743189197

Blueprint for Truth: The Architecture of Destruction
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3118021 782753292874

Hijacking Catastrophe: 9/11, Fear & the Selling of American Empire
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3320922 145165829917

"Denial Stops Here - From 911 to Peak Oil "




Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: October 29, 2007 at 2:50 am
Author: trycoun

Length: 00:09:54
Rating: 4.95
Views: 188127

Tags: george Carlin New York airlines bs safety language lecture greatest comedian HBO

Video Comments:
IRDougster (October 7, 2008 at 1:32 am)
hahahahahahhahahaha
gigantor068 (October 5, 2008 at 8:24 am)
George Carlin, I miss your comedy. SOMEONE RAISE HIM FROM THE DEAD!!!
raikim4eva961 (October 1, 2008 at 10:13 pm)
seat belts = high-tech shit! xD

i nearly choked watching this! he is so funny! RIP George Carlin, you will be missed
Cellisima9 (October 1, 2008 at 7:00 am)
Air marshall Carlin says "GO FUCK YOURSELF". RIP George Carlin. aka THE SHIT
unclefestus (October 4, 2008 at 1:11 am)
I also love the disgusted look on his face when he says "Who made this man a captain"
EniesLobby (October 1, 2008 at 6:39 am)
I can't help but burst into laughter, every time, at "ROOF FLIES OFF"
grace1414 (September 30, 2008 at 7:27 pm)
love him
opalosan (September 30, 2008 at 2:10 pm)
lmao @ "NEAR MISS" BAHAHAH!!!!!!!
yanndick (September 28, 2008 at 3:40 pm)
"If he can program his fucking VCR, he can goddamned jolly well learn to adjust an oxygen mask !" LOL
RIP George.
EmirrrBiznitch (September 27, 2008 at 6:37 pm)
FUCKING HILARIOUS!