Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!

Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)

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Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 20, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Author: Smakgakgak

Length: 00:04:53
Rating: 4.91
Views: 12442502

Tags: jeff dunham achmed the dead terrorist christmas song sing jingle bomb

Video Comments:
SkillinMoney (October 8, 2008 at 5:48 am)
omg how does he do it?! X.X
pinklindey (October 8, 2008 at 5:40 am)
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funny
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i love this funny
DrewRox360 (October 8, 2008 at 2:20 am)
lmfao "you know that game guitar hero i kick your ass (crazy guitar part) ok maybe halo"
lilcuku (October 8, 2008 at 1:35 am)
bin ladin is coming to town ! lmaoooooooooo
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pls check out my streetball freestyle by clicking on my name and let me know if you like it or not! i started freestyling 8 weeks ago! so be nice;)
amf121212 (October 8, 2008 at 12:08 am)
i saw him live and he wuz funny az hell...........lolz
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cookiemonster440 (October 7, 2008 at 10:07 pm)
Dont laugh at me because i dead or I KILL YOUUUUUU! haha <3 so funny