"Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual" by Roy Zimmerman

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My songs are available through my website and on iTunes. Here, I perform "Ted Haggard..." at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley during a recent "Mark Pitta and Friends" comedy night.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: April 7, 2007 at 8:25 am
Author: RoyZimmerman

Length: 00:03:36
Rating: 4.86
Views: 155062

Tags: Ted Haggard songs satirical gay evangeleical hypocrisy pride

Video Comments:
helpsYouUp (November 18, 2008 at 3:52 am)
Hey what a song! How about these lyrics:

I go to the gas station-to pump some gas
I stick it in the exhaust pipe-like you do your a**-People begin to wonder-how can I be so dumb-but this analogy I am showing-is just good old fasion fun-Who cares if it is unhealthy-because I have my rights-to display my stupidity-and senseless logic to new heights-This song that I wrote-is done in a certian way-to remind your time is comming which is your judgement day.
theonlynever6 (November 18, 2008 at 2:09 am)
check some Leviticus chapters. Specifically 18. The part about killing homosexuals for being gay is either in chapter 18 or 19 (I can't recall offhand).
callif (November 17, 2008 at 7:34 pm)
Actually I don't think he gets paid for that... I'm pretty sure he has to pay to do that.
:)
ikie12pts (November 14, 2008 at 10:44 pm)
Fabian, what did Jesus say about homosexuals? Book..chapter...and verse?
ikie12pts (November 14, 2008 at 10:39 pm)
It's a play on words....Hello????
PaladinRS (November 14, 2008 at 5:32 am)
It says in his Wikipedia listing that he was the bottom.
He was almost definitely a pillow biter. (no offense. I have been using that for ages and am a huge redneck. Though I try to overcome it)
sumfamousperson17 (November 13, 2008 at 10:23 pm)
That was awesome xD
jesusnthedaisychain (November 13, 2008 at 2:48 am)
The best part is that now Ted is claiming that he was sexually abused as a child, thus leading him into the depraved meth-fueled world of gay sex.

Another excuse.
ikie12pts (November 13, 2008 at 2:30 am)
He isn't ridiculing hypocrits...just TED HAGGARD....I knew when I first saw Pastor Ted that he was gay. Most woman can tell immediately. And now he says his marriage is stronger...he's a stronger Christian. His wife has to have the IQ of a turnip.
jesterspace (November 14, 2008 at 10:38 am)
Well, duh.. she married him, after all.. :)