The Onion: Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Goat Brain

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After years of experiments and tens of millions of dollars, scientists have finally created a sheep that thinks and acts like a goat.

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Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: June 4, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Author: TheOnion

Length: 00:01:27
Rating: 4.74
Views: 119329

Tags: comedy funny satire fake news animals sheep goat

Video Comments:
SlayerKill7 (October 6, 2008 at 7:55 am)
Yes, yes i do and i do very strongly. We'll see who's right when you're dead. Then you'll really be screwed. Well good luck in hell and all.
weezy11777 (October 5, 2008 at 10:43 pm)
is this even real?
atheistnarnia (October 4, 2008 at 2:32 am)
do they make that cell phone ring at the start to get our attention? Because a cell phone always alerts us,
They threat us like animals.
BurninUpForNickJ1463 (October 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm)
"we said we cant just stop here."

"and thankfully you didn't."

LOL!!!
JanuaryDiamonds (September 24, 2008 at 3:39 am)
how can anything be unnatural by defenition. it happened didnt it
Protoaxl (September 14, 2008 at 11:14 pm)
This is exactly what goes on in real life. The onion is hilarious.
338jon (September 6, 2008 at 5:32 am)
you can't really "play God" i mean look at adam & eve lol they got pwned. but yeah its still wrong to "play God".
Intranetusa (September 6, 2008 at 6:36 am)
Mankind domesticating animals and plants can be 'playing God' (selecting the largest corn or the meatiest sheep to breed)- cuz they affected the natural course of nature.
338jon (September 6, 2008 at 5:30 am)
he had the cannanites punished and the hebrews take back there land...
Intranetusa (September 6, 2008 at 6:38 am)
"hebrews take back there land..."

it's not exactly the land of Hebrews. They abandoned it for Egypt...then got themselves enslaved for hundreds of years. They effectively gave up their rights to the land when they left.

Cannaites had lived in the land for centuries, cultivating the land and building cities.

They got wiped out cuz they didn't follow the God of the Hebrews... =(