Flight of the Conchords Ep 8 'A Kiss is Not a Contract'

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A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my
mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an
expedition further south
No.
A kiss is not a contract,
But it's very nice,
It's very, very nice,
Just because we've been playing tonsil
hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal
that's in my jockey
Just because I'm in a two man
novelty band
Doesn't mean it's all about
poontang.
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
You can take me out to dinner that
might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some beans
and rice
but that won't get you into pants
paradise
They call it a fly because it takes
you up to heaven oh oh
A kiss is not a contract but it's very
nice. It's very very nice.
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.

Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: August 6, 2007 at 9:28 am
Author: r8dkid

Length: 00:01:54
Rating: 4.88
Views: 1335906

Tags: flight of the conchords hbo flight.of.the.conchords

Video Comments:
BritainVthatsme (October 11, 2008 at 3:28 am)
I. Love. Jemaine.

More.than.you.love.Bret...btw.
International0IDIOT (October 11, 2008 at 3:18 am)
A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my
mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an
expedition further south
No.

PUT THIS IS AUDIO PREVIEW LOL!
spicolisbrother (October 11, 2008 at 1:16 am)
haha i love how the girl is the one wantin the somethin somethin when usually its the other way around
pauletita88 (October 10, 2008 at 10:09 pm)
Bret is such a hottie
rojano17 (October 10, 2008 at 4:08 am)
wat?
Daxmort (October 9, 2008 at 12:47 am)
That end bit; "Baby, pretty baby."

The way they sing it makes it sound like Buddy Holly to me. "Babeh, pretteh babeh."
TheZedWord1390 (October 8, 2008 at 3:16 am)
I. Love. Bret.
CheapShotMike (October 7, 2008 at 1:56 am)
the condords rock... this is not one of my favorites, but there prety much all good...
Beefie11 (October 5, 2008 at 2:34 am)
this is my favourite song from fotc. i love his face at 1:51 lols XD
MoseyBurns (October 4, 2008 at 6:11 pm)
one of they're weaker songs if you ask me but good nocetheless